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14 Ways to get a Table on Valentines Day When Everything is Reserved

January 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

14 Ways to get a Table on Valentines Day When Everything is Reserved

1. Search Ebay for restaurant reservations for sale….hey that’s a good idea….

2. Take one…..by force…..

3. Drop a thousand dollars on the host

4. Get on the cancellation list

5. Insert yourself into a party of drunkards who have a reservation

6. It helps to date one of the waitresses (or three of the waitresses)

7. Scour restaurant reservation web sites such as Open Table

8. Claim you are the Czar of Russia

9. Travel back in time and make a reservation

10. Ask if anyone there is French who would recognize a famous French footballer

11. Call 100 times in a row

12. Wait in the bar

13. Call the day before and get all upset when they can’t confirm your reservation

14. Lots and lots of threats

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